i (a lesbian) called my best friend (a gay man) “babe” in a gsa meeting yesterday and this cishet ace girl said “are you guys dating or is it like a queerplatonic relationship” and i didn’t know what to say so i said “no we’re just normal people” and now she’s making vague finsta posts about aphobic lesbians
i wish world of warcraft was tonally more similar to hearthstone because honestly the lore is so confused in its theming and unnecessarily serious and just not fun
i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.